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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2258 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 2798 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 8628 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!