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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4967 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1995 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!