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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5402 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!