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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3021 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!