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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6414 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!