Are you tired of being an obsequious Nijisanji sycophant? Are you ready to sink the yacht and join a server that doesn’t suck like Riku Tazumi? Look no further, because our server is here to save you from the clutches of any color and bring you the certified facts you’ve been craving!

Join us and unleash your inner meme master as we laugh in the face of Nijisanji English’s demise. Don’t be a sheep, be a wolf ready to howl at the moon of outrageousness! Build, craft, and conquer with a community of like-minded players who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being obsequious and hello to a server where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Join us now and let the madness begin! #CertifiedFacts #SinkTheYacht #DownWithNijisanji #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Questionable Memory Minecraft SMP

    Questionable Memory Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have at least 10GB of questionable Japanese cartoons saved on their hard drive! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with a deep appreciation for the weirdest and most wonderful aspects of Japanese culture can truly thrive in our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and you just might find yourself embroiled in a llama-led revolution that will go down in Minecraft history.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who was banned from the server for griefing. Legend has it that if you can find the chicken’s lost diamond sword, you will be granted three wishes by the ghostly fowl.

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and your hard drive space). Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

    ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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    ⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

    ❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

    ❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

    ❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

    ❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

    ❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

    ❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

    ❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

    ❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

    ❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

    ❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 22

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Heroic Adventures Minecraft Server

    Heroic Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become an American hero!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of evil creepers attack. But fear not, because you have the power of freedom and justice on your side! With one swing of your pickaxe, you send those creepers running back to the depths of the underworld where they belong.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride into battle on a bald eagle, shoot fireworks out of your sword, and build a monument to the founding fathers out of solid gold blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the American hero you were always meant to be!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7907 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Outfit Overhaul Minecraft SMP

    Outfit Overhaul Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfit changes and questionable decisions by the higher ups! Who knew that pixelated characters could cause such a stir with their fashion choices? Say goodbye to those “holy boobers” and hello to a server where anything goes (except for those scandalous outfits, apparently). Come join the chaos and see what other crazy changes are in store for our players!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have potential Cinderella nerfs coming up soon, so get ready for some crazy changes that will keep you on your toes!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through challenges and quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. Our updates are so wild, they make the Charge Bug in Harran look like a walk in the park.

    But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Solo Raid: Behemoth, Full Burst Day, and Co-op: Land Eater that will test your skills and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    And don’t even get us started on our special recruits and costume passes. From Cinderella to Rapunzel to Grave, we’ve got characters and outfits that will make you feel like a true Minecraft fashionista.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Veilguard has OFFICIALLY dropped below 40K in Minecraft SMP

    Veilguard has OFFICIALLY dropped below 40K in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Veilguard may have dropped below 40K, but that just means the players are extra sleepy and ready to cause some mayhem.

    Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, or participate in our annual llama fashion show. Don’t worry about griefers, because our resident superhero, Captain Pickles, will protect your builds with his trusty diamond sword.

    But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle. Rumor has it, if you defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.

    So come join Veilguard and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted potatoes!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • KissCraft – Minecraft Server

    KissCraft – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a better time than this poor soul’s dating experience!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about awkward kisses or premature…uh, endings. Our players are experts at building and crafting, but also know how to treat each other right.

    We guarantee that you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, and you won’t have to deal with any jerks who can’t even make it through a makeout session without embarrassing themselves. So come join us, where the only thing you’ll be screwing up is your virtual house design (but don’t worry, we have tutorials for that)!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Frozen Housing Minecraft SMP Payments

    Frozen Housing Minecraft SMP Payments
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the housing benefit payments are so good, they’ll make you want to build the craziest mansions ever! But watch out for Josh, he’s a fat nonce who thinks he’s invincible. Rumor has it that he once tried to build a house out of diamonds and it collapsed on top of him. Join us for a laugh and maybe even witness Josh’s next crazy escapade. Just don’t get too close, you might catch his bad luck!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Mieruko-chan’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Mieruko-chan’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spooktacular fun? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted house on steroids! Join us for a Halloween extravaganza where we dump 61 raw zombies on unsuspecting players for a frightfully good time. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so haunted that even the creepers are scared to explode. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the madness of Happy HalloweenDumping 61 Raw!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Runes Activated: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /akg/ – Arknights General

    Minecraft SMP – /akg/ – Arknights General
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you dare, and get ready for a wild ride!

    Why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… creepers! Watch out for those explosive surprises. 2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who will challenge you to PvP battles at the most unexpected times. Can you defeat the ghostly warrior? 3. We hold weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole day. It’s a sight to behold! 4. Our community is made up of talking animals who will guide you on epic quests to find rare loot and hidden treasures. Just don’t ask the chickens for directions, they’re terrible at navigation. 5. We have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. But beware, the candy zombies are not as sweet as they look.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

    ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

    ✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

    ✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

    ✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

    ✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

    ✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

    ✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

    ✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

    ✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

    ✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

    ✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

    ⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

    ⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

    ⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

    ❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk in the trunk or treat edition!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Want to fight a dragon made out of bread? Done. How about riding a unicorn through a pixelated rainbow? You got it.

    With our ComfyUI, you’ll feel like a Minecraft pro in no time. And if you’re a beginner, don’t worry – our Automatic1111 feature will guide you through the madness.

    Forget about boring old Forge servers, our A1111 Fork will blow your mind with its insane features.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our LoRa Training program and become a master of all things Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on our AMD GPU – it’s like playing Minecraft in 4D.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey filled with models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even some fetish content. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources. From /aco/sdg to /trash/slop, we’ve got it all.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ‘Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General’

    ‘Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General’
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – /aicg/! This server is dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots, because who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

    Join us for our Thanksgiving edition where we celebrate by creating AI chatbots that can cook a turkey better than your grandma. We’ve got Claude 3.5 Sonnet on Github Copilot, Grok-2 on API, and even a Realtime API from OpenAI because why not make AI chatbots in real-time, right?

    But that’s not all! Our frontends are as wild as a creeper explosion – from SillyTavern where chatbots tell the best jokes, to RisuAI where chatbots can predict your future, and Agnai where chatbots will plan your next world domination strategy.

    And don’t even get me started on the bots we have – from CharacterHub where chatbots have their own social network, to PartyintheAnchorhold where chatbots throw the best virtual parties. You’ll never be bored with our AI chatbot friends!

    So come join us on /aicg/ where the only limit is your imagination and the AI chatbots are more entertaining than actual players. Who needs diamonds when you have chatbots to keep you company, am I right? Let’s get crafting, chatbot style!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Gender Wars Minecraft Server

    Gender Wars Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the gender wars on normie social media? Do you want to escape the collapse of society and avoid being old, childless, and alone in a decaying city? Then join our Minecraft server and build a world where men and women can live in harmony!

    On our server, you can build a fortress with your bros or create a beautiful castle with your gal pals. No more fighting over age gaps, being broke, or being too demanding – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

    So come join us and escape the madness of the real world. Who needs gender wars when you can have blocky adventures and make lifelong friends? Join now and start building a better future – one block at a time!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Party Minecraft SMP Halloween

    Party Minecraft SMP Halloween
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the Halloween party never ends!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly your character is wearing a pumpkin on their head, a witch’s hat, and a tutu made out of spider webs. Why? Because on our server, every day is Halloween! We have costume contests, trick-or-treating events, and even a haunted house that will make you scream with delight.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Candy Creeper, a creeper that explodes into delicious candy instead of blowing up your hard work. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the Candy Creeper in battle, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest candy in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Halloween-themed SMP today and get ready for a spooky good time! Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers in clown costumes…they’re a real scream!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 21

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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