Mad Minecraft Server

Agitation, anger, annoyance, Behavior, emotions, exasperation, Frustration, fury, incitement, indignation, irritants, Irritation, mad, Minecraft, Outrage, provocation, Psychology, reactions, Server, triggers, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Farms Harvested:	732
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	60
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make your brain explode with excitement!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right, pigs as your trusty steeds! And don’t even get us started on the flying llamas armed with laser beams – they’re a force to be reckoned with!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you manage to find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies)!

So why does our server make so many people mad? Because they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness and insanity that awaits them! Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other in the Minecraft universe!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ores Mined:	5581
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Star Shards Collected:	130	Dragon Eggs Found:	6773
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dimension Hops:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	668555	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Animals Bred:	155
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7904	Crops Grown:	3479
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Love Letters Sent:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	37
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Votes:	2502
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Towns Built:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.