Mad Man Don’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you dare to enter a world where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is the norm.

Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, creepers have formed their own boy band, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Don, a player so skilled and so unpredictable that even the Ender Dragon fears him. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wolves with nothing but a stack of raw beef and a wink.

So why should you join this madness? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Where else can you build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses and have it become the server mascot?

Join us, if you dare. But be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and the laughter, and you’ll never want to leave. Welcome to the land of the mad man, where anything is possible and everything is hilarious.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Star Shards Collected:	119	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1819
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6111	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	559

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1346	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Magic Items Found:	7198
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blockcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Blockcraft is a Minecraft server on version 1.20.1 just waiting to be played! Land claims, toggle PvP, and a player-based economy are just a few of the features you will find on this survival server. It also has crates for awesome in-game rewards! But we’re more than just minecrafting and blocks here, We’re a very close knitt community, with amazing dedicated staff, active playerbase and discord, we host regular events including Sunday Funday where you can will free ranks and crate keys! We have xmas and new years partys and players of all ages from 5 to 85! We have warps setup to help you navigate the shops run by players, the community center with items to get you going from the start, not to mention amazing events run throughout the year. Swing by and say hi and play minecraft your way! We are a Uk based server so ping may vary, To note we allow the use of English only in General chat, but you may dm in your chosen language, We are fully supportive of everyone here at blockcraft and we do not tolerate any form of bullying or harrasment of any kind. We’d love for you to come and join us and start your adventure today! Come join in on all the fun happening right here on Blockcraft! Bedrock port :19132

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.