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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9109 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 527 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. for real, it’s like a magical land of awesomeness.
also, like, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. no joke, it’s like a real life fairy tale up in here.
and, like, if you join, you get a free unicorn to ride around on. yeah, that’s right, a freaking unicorn. so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this epic adventure?
plus, like, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that’s worth, like, a million dollars. so if you’re into getting rich quick, this is the place to be.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. you won’t regret it, for realz.
