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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8664 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. for real, it’s like a magical land of awesomeness.
also, like, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. no joke, it’s like a real life fairy tale up in here.
and, like, if you join, you get a free unicorn to ride around on. yeah, that’s right, a freaking unicorn. so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this epic adventure?
plus, like, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that’s worth, like, a million dollars. so if you’re into getting rich quick, this is the place to be.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. you won’t regret it, for realz.
