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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8701 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6066 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. for real, it’s like a magical land of awesomeness.
also, like, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. no joke, it’s like a real life fairy tale up in here.
and, like, if you join, you get a free unicorn to ride around on. yeah, that’s right, a freaking unicorn. so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this epic adventure?
plus, like, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that’s worth, like, a million dollars. so if you’re into getting rich quick, this is the place to be.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. you won’t regret it, for realz.
