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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1229
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	251	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

play.proximityempire.fun:19132

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

play.coffeerushmc.net

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ores Mined:	2889
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

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legacypixel.sytes.net:25128

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Votes:	9692
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

mcs.nivalora.com:23840

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Animals Bred:	174
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Towns Built:	7
Star Shards Collected:	276	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ores Mined:	5922
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

bloodmc.joingame.network

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	735561	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

play.lpib.net

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

play.reveriemc.xyz

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Emeralds Found:	390
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

gaia.sparked.network:25608

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Votes:	6791
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3611

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

bleachevolved.modded.fun

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3604
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

sasquatch.apexmc.co:25756

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Emeralds Found:	1103
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

venus.riftcraftmc.com

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ores Mined:	5386

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Crops Grown:	2422	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Votes:	7685	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

playsc.eu

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8572
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1964	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Potions Brewed:	43	Mines Excavated:	2424

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	4339	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com