> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

mc.eclat.lv

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	122	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ores Mined:	9550	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Eclat Network

Choose your gametype and join today.

We offer you 5 gametypes, for your own choice. – SKYPVP – SKYBLOCK: – FACTIONS/PVP/SURVIVAL: – EVENTS: – CREATIVE:

Join Eclat Network today, and find what you’ve havent seen before.

mc.eclat.lv

Cubestory.de Vanilla Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Take a look at Teamspeak and see for yourself! cubestory.de Password: brain cookie

cubestory.de

World-Civ

Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	60	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

World-Civ is a Contemporary Fantasy server based in the real world of the 1400s. Players can start off in a real nation from the era but then role play out their character’s life as they choose.

Once you have decided to become a citizen on World-Civ, you get to create the character that you’ll role play as, their personality, interests and a brief history of their life.

We have a custom map of the Earth, where you can explore vast lands. You’ll have the opportunity to create nations from the 1400s or join an existing one.

world-civ.com:25577

Helix Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8141	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Semi OP Factions. Helix Factions Has A Great Economy And Staff Just Ask Any Staff Member For Help Or If No Staff Is On Just Ask Another Player. Helix Factions Was Founded By ForzaPlaysMC

104.219.1.231

Union MC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Meteorites Collected:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Union MC is a new OP-Prison server where we strive to bring you the best experience possible. The server features 26 A-Z ranks which can be progressed through. You may also prestige, and reset your rank in the prison to get to the next ‘level’. There are 10 prestiges to complete. Gamble your earnings at the casino in hope for a lucky win. All shops are handled through a nice GUI for user friendliness.

Join us at play.unionmc.net Join the community at https://www.unionmc.net Support the server at http://store.unionmc.net

unionmc.net

BukkitFAQ

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Votes:	8503
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

You MiniGame Server

IP: BukkitFAQ.de

BukkitFAQ.de

Epsilon OP Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Epsilon Prison is a one of a kind prison server founded by Jpriani13. First launched in July, Epsilon Prison features over 50 plugins, a custom built map, and an insane fun gameplay experience! Ranking up from A to Z, having fun with friends and other players, auctions and mob arena are just a tiny part of what Epsilon Prison is about! You will start your journey as a “A” rank, You start at the bottom but you work your way up. The mine inside of A is made out of Stone, and Coal Ore, and the log mine is made out of regular wooden logs, and as you gather the materials and sell them to the shop, you’ll be able to rank up to B rank after $30,000. To rank-up type /rankup. When you rank up the shops and mines become better and better. When you reach D rank you get a plot where you can store your items, make a house, or make a shop to make money. The ranks go from A-Z and once you get to Z you can become FREE rank. At free rank you can have access to the real world to get rare items. When you are Free you can either prestige and go back to A rank or stay free and help your friends get there with you. We hope to see you on the server.

EpsilonPrison.net

New Eden

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	3385
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Now running Minecraft 1.12.2!

New Eden is a new server founded as the continuation of one of the oldest Minecraft communities around. Play survival, creative, and soon many mini and PvP games, in a friendly and protected environment. Our staff are experienced and have many tools that ensure griefing is dealt with effectively and doesn’t become a long term problem. When you first join you start as an Explorer, then after playing and building for 12 hours you are promoted to Builder. Once at Builder you can work your way up to Senior and maybe even Architect. We have put some unique and useful features into New Eden, with many more to come. These include things such a dedicated resource gathering world and a custom In-game perks system.

play.neweden.co

BandaliCraft Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Animals Bred:	158
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Bandalicraft Network, a community created to make your Minecraft game like you’ve never played before! What are you waiting for to join the community? We will wait for you!

bandalicraft.net

MineZone

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Our server has been running since the beginning of 2015 and has had its fair share of ups and downs, but the basic concept has remained the same: no things can be bought with real money! All your in-game money is synced across all of our servers, so you have the same balance everywhere. We support Minecraft 1.8 – 1.12

Our servers -> FreeBuild With us you and your friends can build your own city undisturbed in a beautiful place in the landscape. Or simply move into an existing city and expand it. Experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before, our server is only changed by a few plugins, so everything is based on the vanilla style. -> SkyBlock Our SkyBlock is different! Automatic kobblers, unique ore system, and much more. You must have seen that! -> CityBuild Rent a property in our city, build and explore the MineCraft world, take jobs and earn in-game money, experience the meaning of teamwork! -> Creative Build without restrictions in Creative mode with free WorldEdit! Our plots are completely connectable, without an annoying path in the middle. -> KnockbackFFA Grab your stick and try to use tricks to push the other players off the map into the void. You can buy cool and funny additional effects in the shop with in-game money.

minezone.biz

DesperateFun

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Star Shards Collected:	140
Emeralds Found:	6387	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

A great server for all your best PVP, Factions, COD Zombies, and more!!! We have lots of fun and creation. DesperateFun is a new server, but has a long history. Check out http://www.desperatefun.com and our server website desperate fun.buycraft.net

162.244.167.71

DestinyLegion

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

We are a up and coming Minecraft Network, we have a great community, we have a great management team who will take this small network to the next level!

mc.destinylegion.com

DauntlessMC

Creative, Factions, Skyblock

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mines Excavated:	1601
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ores Mined:	9390
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Dauntless MC is a network and it currently has: OP Factions, Skyblock, and Creative. We are experienced in giving the players a great player experience. We are open to suggestions and will consider those suggestions. We hope to see you around the server.

play.dauntlessmc.com

GommeHD Network

Mini Games

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366

GommeHD Network – Mini Games

Game modes: – BedWars – Trouble in Minecraft – Conquest – EnderGames – RageMode – Surf – SurvivalGames – AuraPvP | Event

GommeHD.net

Musk Factions

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1510	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5035
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Musk Factions: Join today for the ultimate factions gameplay!

We are a brand new and improving server that is all about factions, We base everything upon the following:

> Grief > Raid > Pvp > Factions

We have some of the top notch plugins and staff to make your expierience at Musk Factions unforgettable.

We are Musk, “We define pvp”

192.95.46.120