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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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