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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Zombie Dances: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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