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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated: 3448 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Holy Grails Found: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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