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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated: 3456 Epic Battles Fought: 17
Epic Quests Completed: 22 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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