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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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