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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2925 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 467 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to use the weirdest and wildest lubricants for all your naughty needs. From slime blocks to lava buckets, we’ve got it all! Who knew crafting could be so kinky?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who accidentally used a creeper as a sex toy. The explosion was heard across the server, but hey, at least he got some explosive pleasure out of it!
So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some sticky situations and explosive endings!