LubeCraft SMP: The Strange Edition

BEDROOM, Creative, Edition, experimentation, funny anecdote, INTIMATE, kink, LubeCraft, lubricant, Masturbation, personal lubricant, Pleasure, self pleasure, sex, sexual health, Slippery, slippery when wet, smp, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, WORST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to use the weirdest and wildest lubricants for all your naughty needs. From slime blocks to lava buckets, we’ve got it all! Who knew crafting could be so kinky?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who accidentally used a creeper as a sex toy. The explosion was heard across the server, but hey, at least he got some explosive pleasure out of it!

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some sticky situations and explosive endings!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	6792

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	32	Crops Grown:	2913
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	784	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Void Gems Collected:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Towns Built:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Animals Bred:	138
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mines Excavated:	2262
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	1829
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.