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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7561 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Yo, listen up gamers! Want a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Join us for the most epic adventure of your blocky life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a bat wearing a jetpack! And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your ears. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin! Remember, short people have slightly more air because of a slightly lower altitude… or something like that.
