Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

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Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5641	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ores Mined:	7455
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4128

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	7768
Enchantments Applied:	99	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	725	Animals Bred:	124
Meteorites Collected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Farms Harvested:	289	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.