Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

education, Expert, intelligence, learning, low iq, Minecraft, PHYSICS., Science, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-deprecation, smp

Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	8456
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8193
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mines Excavated:	2800	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	255	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.