Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

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Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3974	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8398	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	78
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magic Items Found:	5031	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crops Grown:	5294	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	New Chunks Explored:	860837

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Animals Bred:	77
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	169	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magic Items Found:	8896
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.