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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1114 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8166 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only tax you’ll have to worry about is the tax on your creativity. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with llamas who will never judge you for your questionable building choices.
Forget about healthcare, here you can respawn as many times as you want without any pesky medical bills. And as for gender equality, well, let’s just say our cows don’t care what gender you identify as when you’re trying to milk them.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join us now and let the insanity begin!