Loving My Country? Ehhh… Minecraft SMP

climate, Country, cultural diversity, culture, EHHH, equality, first world, gender equality, gender equality issues, Healthcare, healthcare system, high tax rate, Living, love, loving, Minecraft, Nature, people, quality of life, smp, sunny climate, SURVIVE, Tax

Are you tired of boring old countries with their healthcare and first world problems? Do you crave a land filled with sunshine, nature, and culture without the burden of high taxes and gender equality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride where the only tax you’ll have to worry about is the tax on your creativity. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with llamas who will never judge you for your questionable building choices.

Forget about healthcare, here you can respawn as many times as you want without any pesky medical bills. And as for gender equality, well, let’s just say our cows don’t care what gender you identify as when you’re trying to milk them.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4800	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6038	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2475

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

OreoMC is a Java & Bedrock Survival SMP, Designed from the ground up with custom content in mind. If you are tired of the same old Minecraft server we invite you to check out our server to experience something that you cannot find anywhere else! IP: mcservers.oreo.gg  Bedrock Port: 19132  Version: 1.18 – 1.19.3  Discord: https://discord.gg/bQPaBXymXM

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	156
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88r7v7q2NTs&ab_channel=YOMMC DayZ Description: Mode based on DayZ, Unturned, Rust, and Escape from Tarkov. Survive in a dangerous world and make it to evac alive with all your loot. PvP and PvE threats, bosses, and a massive open world.WarZone PvP WarZone PvP is a massive Kit PvP type server with guns and levelsInfernal Realms Infernal Realms is an MMO RPG PvP Adventure server! You pick a class, fight monsters, level up, conquer dungeons and bosses, create and rule towns, command armies, unlock gear, wage war and become King of the realm! The fun never ends on Infernal Realms!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

PlayFusePlayFuse is a server focus on quality. We currently provide Three gamemodes, SkyBlock, our latest gamemode. SMP that we have had for over two years and the newly opened CreativeAll the gamemodes have been well thought out, are balanced and theres a ton of features to play with, such as custom crafting, special textures, new mobs, materials and more!We have a active & friendly community of players, great events, and amazing features, you wont be bored if you play on PlayFuse!IP: ms.PlayFuse.net Website: PlayFuse.org Discord: PlayFuse.org/discord Twitter: Twitter.com/DivineWoodsMC

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Star Shards Collected:	296	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!