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Caesar’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as Julius Caesar claiming to be the son of Jupiter!

Join us and become a part of the Divine Julius cult, where we worship Iesus, the Roman equivalent of Zeus. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got crazy theories about the origins of Christianity that will blow your mind. Did the Jews just steal the cult of Julius Caesar and turn it into Christianity? Who knows, but it sure makes for a good story!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as Julius Caesar’s claims of divinity, then come join us. Just be prepared for some mind-bending theories and a whole lot of fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cool Minecraft SMP: Io Was Rossy Molesting Kids

child abuse, controversy, Cool, criminal behavior, damaging, disgraceful, disgraceful behavior, Disturbing, HARMFUL, illegal, inappropriate conduct, io, Kids, Minecraft, molesting, reprehensible, Rossy, scandal, Shocking.., smp, UNACCEPTABLE, unethical behavior

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a player named Io who is totally cool with Rossy molesting kids. Yeah, you heard that right! It’s like a soap opera meets a horror movie meets a comedy show on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears to grant wishes to players who can find it.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for Rossy and his questionable hobbies!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Heavy rain

Adventure, building, Claim server, claim system, collaboration, Community, Economy, economy server, Exploration, Fun, heavy rain, Home Protection, minecraft server, Missions, MONEY, multiplayer, player collaboration, PvE, PvP, Resources, Survival, survival server

Survival Server with Economy and Claim

Welcome to our survival server! Here you can survive and build together with other players. Earn money by selling resources and participating in missions.

With our claim system, you can protect your home so no one can destroy it or steal your things. Explore the world, collaborate with friends and have fun!

Join now and start your adventure!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Blue Velvet, Crafty, Dawn, Dawntrail General, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Friendless Loser Meet, GARO Final Episode, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Movie, Residential Radius, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, Ultima Thule

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Explore our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can find the most ridiculous treasures that will make you question your sanity. And don’t forget about our All Saints’ Wake celebration, where the ghosts and ghouls come out to play in the most hilarious ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups where you can hang out with fellow players and watch spooky movies like Evil Dead 2 and Legend of Sleepy Hollow. And if that’s not enough, we even have a Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring the final episode of GARO and a movie that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Michi’s Mom on Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is home to the most hilarious and quirky cat named Michi, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, your 12-year-old knows what’s up – Michi is the real star of the show here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves, a skydiving competition with Endermen as your partners, and a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot (because why not?).

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, Michi the cat with the funny face. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	258	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New MC

Active, BUILD, bulgarian, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Interruptions, Join, multiplayer, Options, Play, player, restarts, Server, Shops, smp, Survival

This is a Bulgarian minecraft SMP server with many options for the player. Various shops are built, you can build any kind of farm (as long as it doesn’t crash the server), there are restarts and interruptions only when you really need to. Join our community now and let’s have fun together!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2124
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CTE2

Adventure, Craft To Exile 2, Cte2, Discord, FTB, Ip:, MCMMO, Minecraft, mod, multiple worlds, Non-profit, PvE, review, RPG, self-hosted, Server, Version, Whitelist

Self-hosted non-profit Craft To Exile 2 mod server is looking for players Version: 1.20.1 Modpack version: 0.6.2 Mod pack features: adventure, RPG, multiple worlds, etc. Module package size: about 300 pieces Adopt manual review whitelist system Via private messaging IP Detailed information will be posted in Discord

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Passport Bro Minecraft Server

Bro, Conspiracy, cultural appropriation, DATING, feminism, gender dynamics, hypergamy, intersectionality, Masculinity, mate guarding, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, passport, passport bro movement, Privilege, Race, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thai pussy, toxic masculinity, white dudes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the passport bro movement is taking over and kicking out all the white dudes! But don’t worry, because hypergamy has reached such crazy levels that men are now mate guarding Thai pussy like their lives depend on it. If you think you can handle the insanity and want to join a server where the only rule is to protect your precious Thai pussy at all costs, then this is the place for you! Who knows what other wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and see just how much worse it can actually get!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecraft SMP: Is this gonna be on the murderts?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs have formed their own society and are plotting to overthrow the players.

And don’t worry about getting banned for griefing, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

So come join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NauticMC

Bedwars, Earth, Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Hispanic server with a wide variety of modalities and the best community in the world. Come in now and try playing without lag!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

2nd season, Anime, Character development, Drama, Entertainment, fan favorite, Idol, IDOLMSTER, japanese, Minecraft, Music, Otaku, PALS, PIXEL, pop culture, Producer, relationships, Sequel, Server, shiny colors, Storyline, twin, video game, virtual idols

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is where the Producer’s twin ended up after getting lost in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a chance to uncover the mystery of the missing twin. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Better Than The OC Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the absolute bomb-diggity! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and villagers that tell the funniest jokes (seriously, they should go on tour).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, challenge a pack of creepers to a dance-off, and have a pet dragon named Steve? Trust us, this server is lit AF and you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans. Join now and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Goals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old objectives? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Complete quests like finding the legendary golden carrot or building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can meet a talking llama who will give you magical powers if you can beat him in a dance-off. And don’t forget about our weekly “Turtle Racing” competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy objectives you’ll meet next!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2