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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8943 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 608 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 7257 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”