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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 8777 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 92 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”