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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1254 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”