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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5850 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1574 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”