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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3187 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”