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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1715 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 150334 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Mines Excavated: | 1821 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”