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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9659 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
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