π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1465 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).