Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Crops Grown: 1223 Emeralds Found: 3226
Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
Elemental Crystals Collected: 40 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 162
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Magic Items Found: 7699
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 205559 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Dragon Scales Harvested: 373
    Farms Harvested: 159 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 367 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 78
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Star Shards Collected: 204

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 New Chunks Explored: 889320
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Epic Quests Completed: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Enchantments Applied: 66 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerraFirmaGreg
    Modpack TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
    Claimed Chunks 50 per player
    Force Loaded Chunks 3 per player
    Discord https://ds.leafxp.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the modpack for this server?

    The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

    2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

    Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

    3. Is the server up 24/7?

    Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

    4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

    All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Alien Abductions: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 11

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Nations Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Magic Items Found: 3044 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

    Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP
    Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

    Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

    MagicManiac Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

    Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

    But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

    So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Magical Moments Shared: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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