Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where older couples come to play together and build stuff, right? like, they all get along in their sexy time and do the dirty deed a lot, and guess what? their marriages are like, super awesome! they’re all happy and stuff because they’re getting it on all the time. but then there’s this other group on the server where one spouse is like, nah, i’m good, i don’t wanna do it. and guess what? their marriages suck! they’re not happy at all because they’re not getting any action. so, like, if you wanna have a happy marriage in minecraft, come join us and get freaky with your partner all day long! it’s the key to success, bro!
