LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

OreoMC is a Java & Bedrock Survival SMP, Designed from the ground up with custom content in mind. If you are tired of the same old Minecraft server we invite you to check out our server to experience something that you cannot find anywhere else! IP: mcservers.oreo.gg  Bedrock Port: 19132  Version: 1.18 – 1.19.3  Discord: https://discord.gg/bQPaBXymXM

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88r7v7q2NTs&ab_channel=YOMMC DayZ Description: Mode based on DayZ, Unturned, Rust, and Escape from Tarkov. Survive in a dangerous world and make it to evac alive with all your loot. PvP and PvE threats, bosses, and a massive open world.WarZone PvP WarZone PvP is a massive Kit PvP type server with guns and levelsInfernal Realms Infernal Realms is an MMO RPG PvP Adventure server! You pick a class, fight monsters, level up, conquer dungeons and bosses, create and rule towns, command armies, unlock gear, wage war and become King of the realm! The fun never ends on Infernal Realms!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

PlayFusePlayFuse is a server focus on quality. We currently provide Three gamemodes, SkyBlock, our latest gamemode. SMP that we have had for over two years and the newly opened CreativeAll the gamemodes have been well thought out, are balanced and theres a ton of features to play with, such as custom crafting, special textures, new mobs, materials and more!We have a active & friendly community of players, great events, and amazing features, you wont be bored if you play on PlayFuse!IP: ms.PlayFuse.net Website: PlayFuse.org Discord: PlayFuse.org/discord Twitter: Twitter.com/DivineWoodsMC

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

—-> mc.mineverso.com <---- JavaServer always updated, lag-free and a staff attentive to your needs. We currently have 5 modalities: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyWars, Vanilla and CTW.—-> mc.mineverso.com <---- Bedrock -> Puerto: 19132

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.