LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EternalMC

PvP

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀www.TownyEternal.com ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Towny, Ranks, Custom Items, Fishing, Wars, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Achievements, Ranks, and much more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Hey there! We offer a variety of crazy fun servers available on Java & Bedrock. The servers are lag-free, has a friendly community and are designed to give you an amazing experience! So what are you waiting for? Come and have fun with us now at the IP: Powercraft.network

Servers: Cops & Robbers, Creative, Earth SMP, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Nostalgic Realms

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Nostalgic Realms

We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mangrove

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny server with pvp, jobs, ranks, kits, crates, etc, Join today to Start you Adventure. We are looking for staff and a fun Player base. we are a work in progress so if there is something that should be added talk to the server owner and we will try our best to get that working if it would improve the server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Boyz SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New family friendly survival server – come and help us build a great world! Land claims, jobs, economy and shops. Java and Bedrock Edition both supported. 1.19 supported

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ExoTeam – Club Exo

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

Are you looking for a Minecraft Java and Bedrock compatible server with over 100 extra features? Take a look at our server! ExodusMC – Network | We have the following: > Technical Section: > Immediate support for the latest versions of Minecraft Java and Bedrock > Compatibility with all Java-Bedrock plugins > Good atmosphere > Our Unique Survival Mode! > ExodusMC Data and IP | IP: ExoTeam.Gamesrv.net | Port: 19132 (Bedrock default) | Version: 1.20+ | Plataforma: Java | Bedrock Our Discord https://discord.gg/zGBWwDezF4 Everything and MUCH more within our server JOIN SOON!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mcfamily VN

Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Towny

MCFAMILY Vietnam server. There are genres such as Vietnam’s number one MMORPG, TOWNY, SKYBLOCK and other MINIGAME

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Watones

Survival, Survival Games

Server Survival 1.16.5 with Crates, ranks, events, giveaways Remember to follow the server rules Non-toxicity No spam No scamear

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	248	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Triumphia

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Triumphia is a Minecraft network that supports both Java and Bedrock players.

What’s the IP? –> hub.Triumphia.net

What gamemodes do we offer? -Survival (Return to the good old days of vanilla minecraft) -Parkour (Compete on any of our 100+ courses!)

Can I join on Bedrock? Yes! You can use the port `25848` to join Triumphia from the Bedrock version of Minecraft!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Spikeycraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spikeycraft Java 1.16.4-1.16.5 (Native 1.16.5), no mods EULA compliant – No pay to win IP: play.spikeycraft.com Spikeycraft is a survival kingdoms server filled to the brim with custom mobs, items, bosses, worlds, you name it! Dive into a universe of new perils, wonders, and advancement- or form a good old vanilla base with new tools, its your choice. – Chunk based claiming – Magic spells, equipment, progression – Mobs and bosses with unique and creative designs – Custom generated Overworld, Nether, End and new planets+moons – Dozens of fish and crops – Furniture, custom blocks, decorative heads – Server, npc, and player shops

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PremierNetwork HUB

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Turkey’s most innovative HUB server! PremierNetwork has been hosting many players from all walks of life since 2014. We differ from other servers with our innovative approach. We created Turkey’s first Minecraft servers in versions 1.15, 1.16, 1.17 and 1.18. Our aim is to bring all our players together with the best and newest of everything. How about taking your Minecraft experience one more level by joining the PremierNetwork family now?

Our games and servers on PremierNetwork: + PremierCraft Survival: 1.17.X Hard Emek Survival & RPG + LumiCraft Survival: 1.17.X Survival + LifeDeath Anarchy: 1.12.2 True Anarchy + LITSKY SkyBlock: 1.8.8 Klasik SkyBlock + AristoCraft OPFactions: 1.12.2 Klasik OPFactions + WinderMC Survival: 1.8.8 Klasik Survival + FlukyPVP: 1.8.8 Fun Knockback FFA PVP + ManiacTNT: 1.8.8 Fun TNT Run + PremierMGM: SurvivalGames, PUBG and more (Minigames)

We have hosted many players since 2014. How about joining us now?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.