LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlobCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

This server isn’t ready but i’m looking for testers. It has creative, skyblock, and survival along with about 40 plugins. If you have any suggestions or find any issues please tell me. Version: 1.15.2

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	2358	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Asterra

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Asterra

Server-IP: Asterra.eu Website: Asterra.eu

You can also find more information on our website Asterra.eu

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TimGaming

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Survival

TimGaming is a free-build survival server with protections that has existed since February of 2011, with its own website, forums, dynamic map, and mature, active staff members. We have a bustling community, state-of-the-art magical transportation system, and a thriving dynamic economy, with prices rising and falling in real-time. Whether you plan to build a glorious city, or crush your enemies in PVP, TimGaming has something for everyone!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HjonkCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The HjonkCraft Server Network:

HjonkCraft has just recently relaunched and now offers one of two server experiences

Survival: Featuring a freshly reset map, our survival experience focusses on keeping things vanilla and simple. We make use of land claims to keep players plots and areas protected. A bidding-based auction system is used along with jobs and shops to keep our server economy alive and at the forefront of the experience. HjonkCraft Survival prides itself on its easy going and laid-back community, the construction of towns and player run markets is encouraged, and new friends are easy to come by!

Pixel Valley: A unique single player game mode inspired by Stardew Valley, this farming sim blends elements of sky block, prison and economy into one by forcing each player to start on a farm that is home solely to them. You must harvest crops, sell, buy seeds, replant and repeat. As you earn more and more money, youll be able to expand your farm land, buy new tools and equipment, and visit new shared areas which will grant access to more block types. Farmers in Pixel Valley are in a constant race to see who will grab a hold of, and maintain the rank one spot on the servers Baltop leaderboard.

HjonkCraft is a community that prides itself on its easy going community were a fun loving laid back bunch who try to keeps things simple yet fresh. Come play with us at: IP: play.hjonkcraft.com Website: www.hjonkcraft.com Discord: http://discord.gg/UgJc4JA8yM

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Richcraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Money, the essence of everything that is, was or will be.

There’s an old saying; nothing in life comes free. And at Richcraft, we believe that to be the truest saying there ever was. Through dedication, hard work and time, any crafter can rise through the ranks and become the richest of the rich.

We offer several plugins including /homes, /bank, Chest Shops and more. Visit us at our website to meet the staff, or join us to get started.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SGCraft

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Fancy an almost vanilla and cracked server? SGCraft is the place to be. We are a new server set up in July 2019 and will be expanding!

If you are unable to connect, please use the ip play2.sgcraft.net instead!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	896	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SpaceMC

Skyblock

SpaceMC is the home of competitive skyblock. Make sure to join to earn up to $5,000 just by playing each map!

IP: play.space-mc.com Version: 1.7.x-1.15.x

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8697	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dragon Riders

Skyblock

Hello. And welcome to Dragon Riders :). We have a very loyal and respective community. Right now we have a very desirable skyblock gamemode and it’s only going to get better as time goes on. Some time in the future we will add other game modes. Please vote for us and enjoy your stay here.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Royal MC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Minecraft Server Network. We have plenty of gamemodes to choose from. We’re an Slovenian/English Minecraft Server and would like to attract new players from all around the world.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Sunrust

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We’re thrilled to announce that Sunrust, our 1.20.x Vanilla Minecraft server, has officially emerged from its beta testing phase and is now open to the public! Not only has Sunrust officially launched, but we offer both Creative and Survival options.

Be sure to have Server Resource Packs: Enabled How to join Survival To begin your Survival journey, simply type “/kit spawn” upon entering the server to receive essential starter items and a comprehensive guide on commands to navigate your experience.

As a special feature, players gain the ability to claim one chunk of land per hour and they start with 16 chunks. Custom Terrain, Dungeons, Enchantments, Land Claiming and much more.

How to join Creative If you wish to join the Creative world, type “/creative” upon entering the server. PlotsSquared, FastAsyncWorldedit, goBrush, goPaint, Voxelsniper, HeadDatabase, Arceon and much more.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HyNeo Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

«HyNeo Network» – Minecraft server with a high-quality implementation of game modes, monthly tops, interesting quests, lack of strong emphasis on donating for players, loving to compete, create and have fun with friends. ▶ SURVIVAL ◀ ▶ ANARCHY ◀ ▶ CREATIVE + ◀ ▶ YOUR OWN SERVER ON LAUNCH + ◀ ▶ PVP ◀

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

4b4t

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

4 builders 4 tools, known for being one of 2b2t’s clones. Owned by jj20051, also the owner of 9b9t.com. 4b4t is a 1.13.2 anarchy server with a decent community, even if it is small. —————————————————– IP: 4b4t.us Discord: https://discord.gg/5q59DTT —————————————————–

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Vanilla-Minecraft

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

At your side since 2013, Vanilla Minecraft is a Hardcore survival server. Come rediscover survival as Notch designed it, in multiplayer. We have just given you what you need to protect yourself from grievances and theft without any superfluous plugins. With a close-knit community where mutual aid and good humor are essential.

Do not hesitate to visit our site and/or our Forum for more information and to discover our other servers. The current server version is displayed on our site. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/Vanilla_Minecraft

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

A Game of Ice and Fire

Factions, Roleplay, Towny

Explore the entire continent of Westeros! With realistic biomes, unique ore spawn locations, and interactive citizens, you can create your own experience and history in the Game of Thrones world! Complete quests and attain unique achievements and rewards, all to rule over the Seven Kingdoms yourself! This server uses an incredibly accurate map created by Greyson Kousari, so mine and explore mountains, swamps, and river deltas in different kingdoms for the ores you need!

Visit our website! https://nauticalneptune.wixsite.com/agameoficeandfire

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Craftadia Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

NEW YOUTUBERS ONLINE – COME VISIT!

Craftadia is a revolutionary Survival experience that focuses on bringing players together unlike ever before!

Our server is a grief-free and protected area where anyone and everyone can come online and play with others. We strive to provide a custom experience while maintaining the pure survival gameplay.

Every 3 votes on Craftadia, you’ll be given a special vote key that you can use to unlock rare and exciting items!

We have dungeons, custom shops, land claiming, guilds and so much more! What are you waiting for?

IP: play.craftadia.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.