LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

McBloof SMP Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to McBloof, your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience that combines the best of survival gameplay with a thriving economy and a welcoming, tight-knit community. Step into a sprawling, breathtaking world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination. In McBloof, survival is just the beginning; it’s a canvas upon which you can paint your adventures, friendships, and accomplishments. (ty AI)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OG-Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

OG Network is a Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and challenging game mode: Lifesteal SMP. In this mode, you can steal health from other players by killing them, but you can also lose health if you are killed. This adds a new layer of strategy and excitement to the survival experience. You will need to team up with your friends, as you can’t fight alone in this ruthless world. OG Network also features custom biomes, daily-spawning bosses, and unique gear sets to collect. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in Lifesteal SMP!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BarcelTowny MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to BarcelTowny Mc. BarcelTowny is a community based server on which towns, survival, and PVE is the basis of the experience. You can join a town, start a town or live in the Wilderness. We have special dungeons, along with a lot of unique structures. We are a very new server and we strive to run a family, peaceful, and fun server. Come and join our community today! This modpack started years ago. Tekkit classic, about 2012. Throughout the years, there have been a few other public servers. This is the first one that has come this far. A lot of thought has come into this. Hopefully, this server stays for the long haul. 1.7.10, is a good Modding version. There are items and mobs that did come later that are in this modpack. This modpack is called Machines and Magic Lite, but it was called Machines and Magic Futuristics first.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SagaMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Join us in the heart of the jungle, where the survival experience meets unparalleled customization and a thriving player-driven economy. Cast your vote and be part of our ever-growing community!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Farms Harvested:	671	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Sanctum Network

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

400 Sci-Fi Mods in 1.20.1 Play as a dragon Build Factories Make your Meka-Suit Become the strongest Mage with your custom abilities

Join the discord for the full mod-list and info! It includes a dedicated server and community. -Twilight Forest Dimension -The Aether, ProjectE, Mystical Agriculture -Deeper darker, Mekanism, Ars Nov, Iron’s Spells -Better player animations, Better combat mods! -Tons of cosmetics , 200+ unique dungeons -Solar System, Space & Planets to explore (Ad Astra) -A Fresh New World Fully Generated in 1.20.1

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Enchantments Applied:	296

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WaveyMC Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a 1.20.1 Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with many cool features to keep our players having a great time. This includes features such as: Quests, a Level System, Factories, Deliveries, Random Teleport (RTP), Coins and much more!

As a server we aim to provide a welcoming yet exciting experience with our Minecraft game server. At WaveyMC we have taken the time to develop an experience that will truly keep the blockcrafters crafting blocks!

DISCORD: https://discord.waveymc.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Love Letters Sent:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ThunderMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

ThunderMC [BoxPvP]

Season 1 is out now!!! Mine your way to better gear Packed with tons of PvP Play Now! Why Not? The IP is: play.thundermc.net We are waiting for you! Good luck and Have fun! Also, make sure to join our discord https://discord.gg/thundermc

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hylex

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars

We are a Brazilian minigame server in Minecraft Java Edition with more than 10 thousand daily players, made up of thousands of people who are fanatical about the game and totally addicted to BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and other various minigames.

What are you waiting for? Get in there, let’s play!

Access Hylex via the IP hylex.gg or original.hylex.gg, available for the original and alternative versions of the game.

Discord: https://discord.gg/hylex Website: https://hylex.gg/

Hylex is a Brazilian server of minigames in Minecraft Java Edition with over 10,000 daily players. Its community is made up of thousands of Minecraft fanatics who are totally addicted to minigames like BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and others.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ResGamingInc Mystical Block Server

Skyblock, Survival

Enjoy ya selves and Be Nice simple as that please join our discord and help us grow into a bigger community with others and various games to share Using Mystical Block 2.7.3 https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/mystical-block forge-36.2.34

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Nova Gilded Aegis

Cross-Play, Survival

Here at Nova Gilded Aegis, We are a community oriented server! We believe that without the players we wouldn’t be here so we focus on listening to what our players want! We have a variety of plugins, there is always something for everyone, whether is be jobs, PvP (which is toggle-able of course!), Or clans. We have something for all. With staff ready to lend a helping hand, we look forward to seeing you around!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ThreadsMine – Grief and Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

Do you want to test your survival skills and plunge into a world full of dangers? Welcome to the ThreadsMine server – a place where exciting adventures and adrenaline-pumping battles await. Here you can express yourself in a real griefer atmosphere! The ability to destroy, loot and spy – choose your path and create chaos around you!

On the ThreadsMine server, a world of full PVP awaits you, where every step could be your last. Powerful PvP battles with other players, capturing bases and battles for resources will become your daily reality.

Our server offers unique plugins and modifications that will allow you to unleash your griefing potential. Create secret bases, build traps, use secret passages and plot betrayals. Your imagination will not be limited!

Join the ThreadsMine server and become a real griefer! But be prepared for a brutal struggle for survival and seizure of territory. Only the strongest and most cunning survive here.

Don’t hesitate, come and become a part of our lawless world! This place is only for real griefers, and there is no place for weaklings!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Secura Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Secura Network is a Hispanic Server 1.8 – 1.20.1Java and Bedrock which currently has 3 modalities:

Pixelmon: Pokemon Mod. Forge 1.12.2 + Pixelmon Mod Survival: Vanilla Minecraft style mod 1.8 – 1.20.1 Boxpvp: Combat Mode 1.8 – 1.20.1

What are you waiting for? Join our community!! IP: play.mcsecuranet.com Discord: https://discord.gg/HABdCMsHqB

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AngelicMC

KitPvP

Italian server open to all Minecraft Java players | premium and SP. we are opening a server dedicated to competitive modes and much more. we are born in 2020 with the name AngelicMC and now the staffers’ dream is becoming reality. We hope all of you Minecraft players can come in and enjoy a great experience on our server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Externium

PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Externium – Epic Bosses and PvP! Discover a unique world where special enchantments boost your abilities and face epic bosses for exclusive treasures. Participate in exciting PvP events and be part of an active community in our city, where collaboration is key.

Featured Features: Special Enchantments to enhance your items. Face epic bosses and unlock new dimensions.

PvP Events and Challenges: Participate in PvP events full of action and strategy.

Explore the City: Join an active community to trade and improve your skills.

City Invasions: Experience the thrill of invasions, defend or attack for victory.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	534
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlastFire

Prison, PvP, Survival

BlastFire is a skymine you have a arena and crates always an event! You can PVP in the arena and there are always upgrades so stay tuned! Begin with mining the event block or just the wood! then upgrade your tools and go to the next block!! There are even Ogs!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.