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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5372 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 383 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that if you find a rare item like a dragon egg, you have to carry it around with you at all times like a pet. And if you ever lose it, a group of creepers will spawn and follow you around until you find it again.
And don’t even get me started on our annual “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can blow up the most of their own base in the most creative way possible. The winner gets a lifetime supply of obsidian, but the losers have to spend a week living in a house made entirely out of lava blocks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember, winning the lottery in real life might be great, but winning it in our SMP is a whole different story.
