Join our Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret lottery system where every time you win, you have to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And the best part? If you don’t do it within 24 hours, a horde of angry chickens will invade your base and peck you to death!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that if you find a rare item like a dragon egg, you have to carry it around with you at all times like a pet. And if you ever lose it, a group of creepers will spawn and follow you around until you find it again.

And don’t even get me started on our annual “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can blow up the most of their own base in the most creative way possible. The winner gets a lifetime supply of obsidian, but the losers have to spend a week living in a house made entirely out of lava blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember, winning the lottery in real life might be great, but winning it in our SMP is a whole different story.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Farms Harvested: 323
Astral Projections Made: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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