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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 9740 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9165 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that if you find a rare item like a dragon egg, you have to carry it around with you at all times like a pet. And if you ever lose it, a group of creepers will spawn and follow you around until you find it again.
And don’t even get me started on our annual “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can blow up the most of their own base in the most creative way possible. The winner gets a lifetime supply of obsidian, but the losers have to spend a week living in a house made entirely out of lava blocks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember, winning the lottery in real life might be great, but winning it in our SMP is a whole different story.
