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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8314 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Crops Grown: | 9823 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
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