Are you tired of dealing with grief and sadness in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can mine away your sorrows and build a new life for yourself! Our virtual therapists are here to help you work through your emotions while you craft your way to happiness. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they can bring your loved ones back from the dead! Join now and start your journey to healing through blocks and pixels.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 13
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • KidzGoneWildMC

    KidzGoneWildMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

    Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Villages Defended: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ComebackCraft SMP

    ComebackCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54
    Magic Items Found: 7757 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Villages Defended: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Mines Excavated: 3906
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8876 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Divine Spears Created: 23

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 275 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Chimeras Created: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Farms Harvested: 418
    Mines Excavated: 2860 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 190
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3461 Crops Grown: 6595
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Magic Items Found: 3388
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8759
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

    LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Farms Harvested: 168 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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