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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9635 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
I heard that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Like, one time this dude joined and suddenly he had super speed and could mine diamonds with his mind. It was crazy, bro. And don’t even get me started on the parties we have on the weekends. We’re talking creeper DJs and zombie dancers, it’s lit af.
So if you wanna join a server where the grass is neon green and the cows wear sunglasses, then this is the place for you, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s goooooo!