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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9048 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 8301 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!