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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9955 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!