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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 716 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!