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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2871 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!